Snow White And The 7 Split Personalities

So we all know the story of Snow White. She was too pretty, so her stepmom was really jealous and ran her off to hide in the woods to live with 7 tiny men and then later tried to kill her with an apple only for necrophiliac of prince to come along kiss her corps and magically wake her up and the BAM happily ever after and for the rest of our childhoods we eat apples just in hopes that we will die and be brought back to life by a prince because nothing has ever felt more like true love, am I right? 

Well, I'm here to tell you of a crazy theory that we can prove with psychology. So here is the theory: 
In the real story, it turns out that Regina, AKA, the evil stepmom killer, SNow, whites mother, to marry the king. After Snow discovered she feared being murdered too and eventually started having publications and was so overcome with the fear that one night she took off to the enchanted forest where to cope with her traumatic childhood  snow-white developed 7 personalities

The seven dwarfs are one man (or in this case woman) with 7 distinct personalities. 

Happy: Bipolar 
Grumpy: Intermittent explosive disorder 
Sneezy: Hypcondraic 
Doc: Speech Impediment 
Sleepy: Narcoleptic
Bashful: Social Anxiety 
Dopey:  Calinegophobia (fear of beautiful Women) 

This woman had 7 doubles of herself, everywhere she turned was another piece of her. Of course, it was as obvious as having a doppelganger, but the idea of everything that makes you who you have become a hallucination in front of you would drive anyone mad. 

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